The Daily Bandwagon

Diminutive Fluff-heads Deployed in bid to Tackle Road Rage

The Daily Bandwagon

The government is¬†piloting a new scheme to reduce the blood pressure and stress levels of drivers on Britain’s rural roads, it has been revealed.

Very small, grey-haired people are being paid to drive at a minimum of 20 mph under the national speed limit, in an attempt to delay drivers who are in a hurry to get to appointments, jobs, interviews, and other unimportant events.