The Daily Bandwagon

“We’re over the beard,” claim all women

The Daily Bandwagon

Women have finally revealed that the whole beard thing was one big joke.

Helen, 40, says: “I’ve tried to tell my boyfriend that he looks like a tosser but he just doesn’t get it. What am I supposed to do? I’ve not been able to post a cute-couple selfie since mid-July.”

Helen’s friend Jasmine, 42, is suffering too. “My partner was mistaken for a hipster this week. What the hell does that say about me?