The Daily Bandwagon

Former PM believes back benches are no place for a man of his comedy talent

The Daily Bandwagon

David Cameron’s decision to step down as MP for Witney was based on fears he would be unable to control his raucous brand of comedy whilst seated in the back benches.

Cameron, who took the concerns of the ordinary people of the country very seriously while Prime Minister, has revealed that his true nature is something of the anarchic class clown, and his comic instinct would prove too distracting for Theresa May’s new cabinet.