In an exclusive and surprisingly candid interview, the brand new £5 note has expressed delight at his new look and feel, showing no signs of regret at having been ostracised by his larger, "more papery" contemporaries. …
Former PM believes back benches are no place for a man of his comedy talent
David Cameron's decision to step down as MP for Witney was based on fears he would be unable to control his raucous brand of comedy whilst seated in the back benches. Cameron, who took the concerns of the ordinary people of the country very seriously while Prime Minister, has revealed that his …