After extensive research we’ve deduced that pretty much everyone has approximately 2.4 Bandwagon-esque posts inside them, just screaming to be written.
You could, of course, just not bother. Leave them festering inside you, along with that novel, and the letter of apology that you’ve long since decided is better left unsaid, OR you could write it and submit it to us here.
We’ll give you full credit, or create an appropriate pseudonymn if you’d prefer, and work with you to tell the world, well, the internet at least, how funny you are.
What have you got to lose?