David Cameron's decision to step down as MP for Witney was based on fears he would be unable to control his raucous brand of comedy whilst seated in the back benches. Cameron, who took the concerns of the ordinary people of the country very seriously while Prime Minister, has revealed that his …
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Greedy Doctors Light Cigars With £50 Notes
An aggrieved patient claims he saw a group of “greedy” junior doctors lighting cigars with £50 notes outside a busy A&E. Mr. Tool, 52, said he witnessed this despicable scene after spending nearly five hours in A&E, after he went there complaining of a headache. …
Self-proclaimed ‘Grammar Nazi’ actually just ‘a bit of a dick’.
A man in his mid-thirties, who claims it is his duty to correct any grammar or spelling mistakes he observes, is actually just ‘a bit of a dick’, it has emerged. …
Man addicted to click-bait seeks professional help. What happens next will shock you!
A man in his mid-thirties has admitted to being addicted to internet click bait, and is asking for emergency therapy to cure him. Russell Watts, 37, explains: “I guess it started around 2010. Scanning an innocuous list of fifteen images I couldn't believe existed, my eye was drawn to the bottom …
Middle Class Families Using Waitrose ‘Bags for Life’ as Bin Liners
An increasing number of middle-class households are using the so-called “bags for life” from supermarket chain Waitrose in place of bin bags, it has emerged. In what is seen as a direct snub of the nation’s vote to leave the EU back in June, hundreds of well-to-do Remainers are deliberately …